Why Normal People are Voting Trump

By Michael Wertz

Imagine you’re a Republican or more essentially, just anti-Democrat. Imagine that though you’d love for government to be smaller and more conservative, what you really want is for it to work. To be able to efficiently solve problems with as little intrusion into your life as possible.

Now consider the reality of these strategic actions by “mainstream, establishment” Republicans:

1. They refuse to simply consider a Supreme Court justice nominee thereby compromising our judiciary.

2. They declined to even meet with the White House to merely discuss a budget thereby compromising our executive.

3. All of this comes on the heels of seven years of unprecedented obstructionism where the GOP seems to think that taking your ball and going home is the same as governance. So yeah, you guessed it, thereby compromising our legislature.

By pursuing these tactics, Republicans are making each problem worse and increasing the the potential intrusiveness of any eventual solution. In other words, the exact opposite of how’d you’d like the system to operate.

Again, imagine you’re a conservative person who just wants government to work. Your options are Ted Cruz, the guy who single handily shutdown the government for grandstanding that accomplished exactly zero other than raising his profile. Or Marco Rubio, a “mainstream” senator who, on the rare occasion he actually shows up to vote, is as obstructionist and unoriginal as his brethren.

How could you be anything other than angry at this state of affairs? So angry in fact that at this point, issues and rationality don’t matter. You just want someone to reflect and amplify your anger towards a Republican establishment that makes every problem worse by refusing to do anything, even their jobs. So what if that someone is a ranting, lunatic, demagogue who just promises to make “America Great Again.” How? No one knows and its not important. He’s not them and that’s what matters. That’s ALL that matters. The Republicans brought the scourge of Trump upon themselves and the sweaty handwringing over his ascent would be funny if only the stakes weren’t so high.

But the stakes are high and this stuff does matter and no, it’s not too much for Democrats, Republicans or Independents like me to ask that the government function. This is not a case of “each party is to blame” or “All politicians are slimy” or “Democrats do bad stuff too”. No. When you make that argument, you lighten the weight of responsibility that falls squarely and rightly on the shoulders of the Republican leadership which, as a matter of STRATEGY has decided to simply obstruct at every possible turn. As a result, we all suffer the disfunction that gives rise to anger , that gives rise to irrationality, that gives rise to Trump.

To paraphrase Chris Rock, I’m not sayin vote Trump–but I understand.


American Culture of Violence at Root of Charelston Shooting 


Other than the horrific fact that there are nine victims and grieving families in South Carolina, the worst of this shooting is its normalcy. We’ve had so many mass shootings, random murders and general carnage that there is no level of headline font size that makes this surprising. There is no expression of outrage, no matter how sincere, that can mask the damnable normalcy of violence in our country.  

The core problem here is not limited only to the availability of guns, the persistence of racism, or the inadequacy of mental health care. All of these things orbit a cowardly unwillingness to acknowledge and address a cultural psychosis that results in us having a higher tolerance for and willingness to engage in a regular level of violence not seen in other developed countries.  

It’s guns. It’s health care. It’s racism. It’s xenophobia. Its poor education. It’s religious intolerance. Its the counterproductive insistence that the USA is “the best country in the world”. It’s us. We the people are not holding ourselves accountable for our penchant for violence.  

Feeling at a loss? Don’t worry, we can take up this discussion after the next shooting. 


Photo by Jia Wertz

Photo by Jia Wertz

I’ve always been curious why American sports fans have been so slow to love soccer with the same passion as the rest of the world. The most common explanations for our soccer apathy – Americans grow up playing other sports, have a saturated sports market, and until fairly recently didn’t have a competitive national team-are all true but don’t feel like a complete explanation for why so many Americans still look at this World Cup as just a pleasant way to pass the time before the start of “real” football season in the fall.

The answer seemed so elusive until I spent a few weeks talking soccer with American friends and fans ahead of my trip to Rio de Janeiro and then it suddenly became obvious as Cristiano Ronaldo’s contempt for his teammates:

Hardcore  American soccer fans are incredibly irritating and the last type of people  new fans of the game would  ever want to sit next to at a bar.

Now hold on, before all you soccer people start throwing Robben-style temper tantrums as if you’ve been bitten by Luis Suarez (awesome name drops by me), pay to attention to what I am NOT saying:

  1. I am NOT implying that American fans don’t know the game. In fact, the opposite is true,which is kind of part of the problem.
  2. I am NOT arguing that American fans lack passion. The level of passion is again also part of the problem
  3. I am NOT saying that soccer isn’t a great game beloved by billions. It is. I acknowledge that so save all your World Cup vs Super Bowl stats
  4. I am NOT speaking as a person who doesn’t like soccer. True, I’ll probably always prefer hoops and football but I appreciate all the things that make soccer a great game.

So calm down, spare me your “soccer is so much better than [insert any human activity]” messages, and see if you are among the:


1. The Defeatist.

The Defeatist in Action. Photo by Jia Wertz

The Defeatist in action.
Photo by Jia Wertz

These are the world futbol sycophants who think the quality of even the worst team in Europe is better than every single team the US has ever had. The Defeatist attaches a conversational asterisk to every American success with “wait till we play The Netherlands or Germany then you’ll see real futbol (they also pronounce football as “futbol” as if they weren’t from Connecticut).


The truth is there was not a single team in the World Cup that the US could have defeated that would have be a bigger surprise than a collection of college and minor league hockey players defeating one of the most powerful teams ever as the US did when it beat the Soviets at Lake Placid.  I watched every second of Germany v USA at Copacabana in Rio among tons of German fans sweating bullets that we were going to win.

We are not far off so stop measuring progress by the quality of our losses and taking moral victories from noble defeats.

Photo by Jia Wertz

Photo by Jia Wertz

2. Superiority Complex Fans: Soccer players run more than any other athletes. Soccer is the most sophisticated sport. The Super Bowl is only big in the USA but the rest of the world doesn’t care. Soccer is so beautiful to watch because its just like life.  I could go on though I imagine that if you’re like me then you’re probably ready to hurl your computer out the window.

If soccer is so free from blemish then why do Superiority Complex Fans feel the need to be such obnoxious pests in reminding us all the time? I think soccer is great but imagine if Zoe Saldana spent your entire conversation explaining why she is so beautiful? You’d barely be able to tolerate your next ten dates with her. These people are the bastard siblings of…

3. Inferiority Complex Fans: Here is the thing that confuses me the most about American soccer fans: why do they care so much about who else likes soccer? What is it about rooting for soccer in America that makes its fans so damn insecure? Talk to any of these fans for more than thirty seconds and you get hit over the head about how soccer is the biggest sport in the world, and more kids play soccer than football and three times more people watch the World Cup than the Super Bowl etc. etc. etc.

Photo by Jia Wertz

Photo by Jia Wertz

So what?

If you like soccer, then just like soccer and stop lecturing the rest of us. When you meet an American football fan, even a stupid one like an SEC fan, and tell them you don’t like football, you don’t get a speech about why you should. Tell an American soccer fan you don’t like soccer though then pull up a chair and get ready for conversation more painful than talking to someone who loves kale.
4. Bob Dylan Soccer Fans: I once told a friend that I never really got into Dylan’s music because his singing too often sounded like unintelligible warbling. After recoiling in horror that I would ever voice a criticism of “Bob” my friend actually said, “if you don’t like Bob Dylan its because you don’t understand the complexity and nuance and artistry.” This person was so emotionally invested in the sanctity of Dylan that they interpreted any criticism at all as a problem of ignorance without considering the validity of the argument.

I know Bob. I know.  But your fans still you and the USMNT. Bottom photo by Jia Wertz

I know Bob. I know. But your fans still love you and the USMNT. Bottom photo by Jia Wertz

Bob Dylan soccer fans operate the same way: Think the game is too slow? Its because you’re too impatient. Too much flopping and diving? You don’t get the gamesmanship. Think the sport should be doing more to fight racism? It’s better than it was, you’re just new to the game. Match fixing is so endemic that it threatens the legitimacy of the sport? Crickets.

Just because soccer is adored doesn’t mean its beyond reproach and just because a guy in a KC Chiefs hat is saying that the concept of stoppage time is idiotic doesn’t make it any less true.
5. Indie  Band Soccer Fans:You know that person who takes special pride in saying that their favorite band (or worse yet favorite DJ) is some group that only they and the band’s family members know exist? The human earwig lecturing about how you shouldn’t listen to the radio and “corporate music” because its not real art like what’s’ being played by some guy on a Macbook in Prague? Then when that guy finally gets mainstream popularity their original fans resent the new fans for being too late in recognizing his greatness?

Photo by Jia Wertz

Photo by Jia Wertz

Congratulations, you’ve just met the Indie Band Soccer Fan. These are the guys who have been yammering incessantly about the greatness of soccer but are now angry at the supposed ignorance of all the people who decided to finally heed their advice and watch the  game albeit with a few thousand friends in a local park while expressing bewilderment at why offsides is a penalty instead of strategy.

Look, I get it. Soccer was your secret little underground indie band that instantly made you cool when everyone else was into football/U2 and basketball/Jay-Z. I understand, I was into Mos Def and MF Doom back in ’98 so I see where you’re coming from. But think of it this way: right now in some hipster bar in Brooklyn is a guy annoying the hell out of everyone about the time he saw My Morning Jacket play in front of 12 people. Don’t be that guy.



Tanking, the strategy of losing as many games as possible to improve draft position, has never sat well with me. Fundamentally, its contrary to my sense that every team should try to win every game it plays. So I’m pretty solidly in line with Herm Edwards on this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W42iiCcFbxE.

When the NBA combines teams that are purposefully non-competitive with too-often shaky officiating, it pushes the league perilously close to professional wresting, an athletic enterprise with no competitive value or genuine drama. That drama only exists when there is uncertainty of what will happen when competitive teams pursue the same objective.  If that uncertainty is undermined because some teams decide to simply not compete, then there is no drama and no reason to watch something that suddenly starts to feel less than legitimate. That threat to legitimacy is the true danger of tanking and no league can afford to have its authenticity called into question.

Beyond the damage to the league’s credibility, there is a lot of evidence to suggest that tanking for draft picks isn’t even an effective strategy to build a championship team. Seven different franchises have won the NBA championship since 2000 and none of them acquired the key pieces of their team by tanking to get high draft picks:

  • Los Angeles Lakers 2000-2002: Shaq and Kobe landed in Los Angeles via trade.
  • San Antonio Spurs 2003, 2005, 2007:  Tony Parker (28th pick) and Manu Ginobili (57th pick) were late selections well outside the lottery and though Tim Duncan was a No. 1 overall pick, contrary to revisionist history, the Spurs got him through blind luck rather than tanking.
  • Detroit Pistons 2004: Cobbled together a champion with Tayshaun Prince, drafted 23rd, as the only one of their five best players drafted by the team.
  • Miami Heat 2006: Led by Dwayne Wade (5th pick) with three starters acquired by trade and the fifth (Udonis Haslem) signed as an undrafted free agent.
  • Boston Celtics 2008: Aggressively tanked games to improve their lottery odds of getting Duncan in 1998. They didn’t win the top pick and suffered another decade of irrelevance before they won a championship with Kevin Garnett and Ray Allen, players they got in trades.
  • Los Angeles Lakers 2009, 2010:  The post- Shaq Lakers won another two championships with Kobe, Pau Gasol, and Lamar Odom, all acquired through trade.
  • Dallas 2011:  Dirk Nowitzki (9th pick) was the only starter drafted by the team. The remaining four starters were acquired in the draft or free agency.
  • Miami Heat 2012, 2013: Our current champion the pulled of the most infamous coup in league history by signing both Lebron James and Chris Bosh in free agency.

Add in the uncertainty of high draft picks morphing into superstars while playing with the team that drafted them and its fair to think that teams would be better served by trying to be competitive while improving their team through free agency, solid player selection regardless of draft position, and team continuity.

And oh yeah, at least attempting to be competitive serves the clearly less important (in the minds of tanking GMs) goal of not antagonizing and alienating your fan base.

So what to do? How can we remove the incentive to pursue the dubious tanking strategy without damning teams to mediocrity while also maximizing the season’s drama?

Through two easy steps.

First, adopt Bill Simmons’ idea of the Entertaining as Hell tournament. I won’t do a deep dive into the tournament concept since you can read about it at http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/6749669/if-ruled-nba-world.   The gist of the idea is to hold a single elimination tournament among all the teams that finish below the seventh seed. The winner of the tournament gets the eighth seed. Having a chance to jump into the playoffs at the end of season will infuse the NBA with March Madness style excitement and discourage tanking since every team will have a chance to sneak into the playoffs right until the end.

The second and more revolutionary step?


Here’s what we’ll do: eliminate the draft and replace it with a three week signing period after the Finals during which any team can sign any player not in the NBA who agrees to play on their squad. Each team will be allowed a hard salary capped pot of money that it can use on players over a two-year period. The new-player cap would be renewed after the two-year period and have no an impact on the existing salary cap structure for players already on the team.  Roster sizes would also remain the same.

So if the Heat choose to spend 60% percent of their new player budget on Wiggins, and he agrees to play there, both parties are free to make it happen. However, that would leave the Heat with only 40 % of their new-player budget to spend on other non-NBA players during the current and next signing period. The cap will prevent attractive big city teams from cornering all the talent and allow players to have the same right of self-determination that every other job seeker enjoys.

Shedding the draft will also place a premium on smart, effective, management, which is the real key to building a contender. Most importantly, it aligns the incentives of the game with the most desirable outcome of the sport, which should be maximum competitiveness on and off the court.  With no carrot attached to accruing losses, teams will focus on being competitive enough to either make the playoffs as a top seven team or navigate the play-in tournament for the final playoff spot.

I know what you’re thinking.  Won’t eliminating the sacrosanct draft, the presumptive ladder to success, relegate poor, small market teams to be steamrolled year after miserable year?


The draft has been in place for the entirety of the existence of the Wizards, Raptors, Pelicans, Timberwolves, Grizzlies, Clippers, Warriors, and Bobcats who have a collective lifetime winning percentage of just .411, which amounts to 34 wins per season. In other words, a quarter of the league has been consistently horrible so lets divorce ourselves from the myth that the draft uplifts bad teams.

Bad teams get better when management gets smart enough to capitalize on opportunities provided either by luck or savvy. However, smart management is de-emphasized by a disjointed, lottery-based draft system. Besides, why should crappy mismanaged teams get rewarded for ineffective management with high lottery picks that they can then continue to mismanage? Teams should be rewarded for success not ineptitude.

While we’re here, lets not forget that the draft is just downright un-American. In no other segment of society are businesses allowed to conscript employees into their company regardless of the desire of the recruit. Why should Andrew Wiggins or Jabari Parker have to begin their professional careers in Charlotte or New Orleans simply because those teams won a lottery? Would we ever tolerate Goldman Sachs controlling the vocational rights of a business school grad simply because the company won a lottery based on weighted degrees of incompetence?

The NBA game is best when its inventive, bold, and aggressive and the same approach should be applied to getting rid of the draft and getting rid of tanking.

San Franciscans in Black and White

Here are a handful of shots of San Franciscans in black and white.  These are all shots I’ve taken during the course of wandering around the city. Some are friends, some are strangers but they all seemed interesting to me in the moment.

Straight Outta North Beach!

I’m often asked for my opinion on my neighborhood of North Beach in San Francisco. People outside of the city usually ask wanting to know what its like to live in a place that is always busy, usually beautiful, and seemingly equal parts wealthy and sketchy. San Franciscans from other neighborhoods ask while wanting me  to confirm their worst suspicions  (its filled with bridge and tunnel club kids and/or mouth breathing tourists) or their best   (its filled with great restaurants in one of the most fun  parts of the city).

North Beach is the quintessential San Francisco neighborhood because like the city itself, it is all those things. It was after hiking up the summit of Vallejo St. that I fell in love with the city. By the time I’d looped over to Coit Tower, Washington Sq. Park and  regrouped at City Lights Books, I decided that at some point in my life I had to live here.

I hope clicking through the photos in this  gallery will give you a sense of North Beach as I experience the  neighborhood. I hope you love our little village in the city and if you don’t, I hope you stay out so that the rest of us at least have a chance to get a table for brunch at Mama’s Cafe.

San Francisco Street Art

What kind of San Francisco resident  acknowledges anything good about Los Angeles without immediately pointing out that SF does it better? Enjoy these photos of San Francisco’s street art. These shots come from the Mission, the Haight, Chinatown and North Beach.